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Jul 032020
 

We came, We saw, We Conquered. The Darkened Sea The Broken Mirror has been defeated! TBM was one of the richest expansions to date. With 2 whole zones totally identical but just seperated by the click of an item….and a rehash of everyones favorite Planar zones, Fear, Hate, and Decay… as if we did not get enough fear/hate in classic! *rolls eyes* It is cool though to see our raid leader Rasputyn make an appearance this expansion, and hey at least we got to go back and kill Grummus for Duprix!

I have to say, The Darkened Sea Broken Mirror was quite the different expansion with it’s severe lack of creativity and introduction of type 5 augs, forcing an entire gear overhaul. However despite the instances being broken, NPC’s hitting for 200k, servers going down, and certain TLP’s being unplayable… TBM has not stopped us here at the Club on Phinigel from clearing the expansion! Even if it was basically killing the same NPC 3 times over…So if you are looking for a home, or place to raid! come on over!

Join The Family

Join The Family

If you are Sampsonite an Enchanter or Cleric, Salben has a special offer for you!

Otherwise all classes are open, and you can head over to our recruitment thread to check out our requirements. If you are coming over from another guild or cross server, there might be additional incentives to join. so if you are looking for a stable and long term place to raid than join us on the road to live. I have even heard rumour that we might be seeing some new enchanters Sampsonsite in the near future?! So all classes are welcome! who could it be?

Join The Family

It is hard to believe we are 22 expansions into this shit show, with only 4 more to go until we hit live! It’s truly been incredible raiding along side each and everyone of you throughout the last 4 years! looking forward to the continued ride to live! Some shout outs to our MIA brothers and sisters doing their real life game! #BringBackJeffy #MoncsBabyComeBack #TacaraWeNeedYou See you all when you return!

Tacara, Come back <3

Empires of Kunark is on the horizon, and I personally can’t wait to afk after 2 weeks go back to 2001 and kill some dragons! For now I will sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

I leave you with the immortal words of Rencor

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 Posted by at 18:25
Jan 312019
 

Shockingly enough this post is late as fuck, but as is traditional fashion we here at the OGC destroyed seeds of destruction in a record breaking 5 days, leaving the next two months for us to collect loot, cry about loot, and bitch about underfoot!

 Just look at all these Free For All Raids! Free Loot! ESSENCES FOR ALL

Join Now!

I MEAN LOOK AT THESE FLAPPY BOIS!

 

Never a better time to become a part of the Family

Join Now!

BUT HEY, PIMPIN’ AIN’T EASY! 

but…. Despite all of our monk math, a big concern we had was getting enough loot this expansion, “we” were all SO convinced that we would be leading into underfoot in our rags and bandages.

But alas, the loot was plentiful and the raids we’re easy as fuck!

All In all, Seeds was another great expansion, a new DKP Site (Thanks Moncs) Old Man Mackenzie, and numerous quest lines to keep us busy. It’s safe to say were all ready for the new challenges that await us in underfoot!

Nice Work Time Lords.

 

OH, AND LET’S NOT FORGET HOW MUCH THE GODFATHER REALLY CARES ABOUT ALL OF US

 

THANKS, NOW SOME OF US CAN’T BUY STUFF IN CHAT….Fucking Cuck…..

-Puma

 Posted by at 19:07
Oct 192018
 

Here at the OGC we pride ourselves on our dedication and stamina. With well laid plans and flawless execut…. You know what, fuck it!

IT ALL STARTS WITH A PLAN!

With a massive effort from Microsoft Paint, energy drinks, sleeping pills, and some Narcotics I’m sure…. Our member base, and officers a like pulled out all the stops. We lead off Secrets of Faydwer with a bang. Performing a mind numbing 4 split of tier 1 and tier 2 the second night.

With the majority*of us flagged, exhausted, and ready for tier 3. It was time to mass key the guild For MMM and kill us some Robots. As expected our planning and execution was flawless. All the way to the top.

One night of rest and it was time to kill Meldrath. With a total of 33 players in each raid we dominated the scene with a 2 Split in Meldrath Mansion. Meldrath can be a real bitch sometimes, but not a single cog in the raid was out of place.

[Wed Oct 17 17:46:49 2018] Gatorsteve ducks behind Breakneck the Broken.

[Wed Oct 17 17:46:04 2018] Gatorsteve has fallen to the ground.

[Wed Oct 17 17:47:26 2018] Gatorsteve ducks behind Breakneck the Broken.

[Wed Oct 17 17:47:36 2018] Gatorsteve has fallen to the ground.

[Wed Oct 17 17:48:03 2018] Gatorsteve ducks behind Autonomic Special Steam Support Unit.

[Wed Oct 17 17:48:013 2018] Gatorsteve has fallen to the ground.

[Wed Oct 17 17:50:06 2018] Gatorsteve ducks behind Meldrath the Malignant.

[Wed Oct 17 17:50:16 2018] Gatorsteve has fallen to the ground.

ONTO THIS SHIT HEAD ↓

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↑ Shit head in Question

↓ Shit head killed (Nothing Exciting here)

After 6 Big Bynn’s, 6 Spindlercranks, 4 Meldraths, a long winded suicide letter, and group flagging missions. It was time to head to Crystallos. Where we only Had 26 players. Pushing ourselves to the limit of what we thought possible, we somehow managed to down everything but Kerafyrm Himself, with only 22 flagged players…. what the hell were we thinking!

The final night was upon us and it was time to put the sleeper back to rest.

Scale shouts, ‘KERAFYRM DIES!’

Wrexyou shouts, ‘kerafyrm dies!

Kamahl shouts, ‘Kerafyrm dies!

Thedewd shouts, ‘kerafyrm dies!

Worgaan shouts, ‘Kerafrym DDIIIIIESSSS!

Rencor shouts, ‘Kerafyrm dies!

Vexation shouts, ‘Kerafyrm dies!

Girldailor shouts, ‘KERAFYRM DIES!

Forever shouts, ‘Kerafyrm Dies!

Gratefull shouts, ‘Kerafyrm Dies!

Gatorsteve shouts, ‘kerafyrm dies!

You tell general:1, ‘Kerafyrm Dies!

Great work OGC on the record breaking Secrets of Faydwer Expansion Clear!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Posted by at 01:59