Jun 042019

Hi pals! It’s been less than a month since our last update and I’m afraid this might be a little overwhelming for some of you. I understand, we typically don’t update this frequently but I was super excited to share the news! We’ve conquered House of Thule and will be returning to our split-raid hibernation soon and it’s likely you won’t hear from us until shortly before Veil of Alaris drops.

As per the ushe, WE ARE RECRUITING! Healers, people who punch things, people who get punched – one and all are welcome! We have some high need and some medium need classes, but we always room for exceptional players of any class! Mosey on over to our forums to apply, or if you have any questions feel free to send Azzira, Talanaa, Dysomku or Froogle a tell in game! If you are a returning player, now is a great time to come get level 90 and gear up for Veil of Alaris!

Now for the goodies!


I’m not sure what the record for defeating House of Thule is, but I’m willing to bet 11 days is it. In the first week we crushed 22 raids! That’s right, 22 raids. Typical shout outs to our DKP guru’s Froogle and Scornn, you guys make magic happen. Big kudos to Rasputyn for the all the monk-math and cat-herding that went into defeating this expansion.

The first tier was relatively uneventful. Evil lizards, evil clocks, evil plants, evil book-burners. We have a resident old white guyTM who was very excited to shut down the Erudin’s Burning scuffle.

(But first, let me take a selfie!)

We split Lilth (Upper House) 6 times! That’s a lot of thot’s. Unfortunately, Russian math =/= real math, and some of our splits ended up with 10 poor souls instead of 12. We also came back a second time and split Lilth an additional 6 times for a total of 12 Upper House splits. (6+6 is 12, Dima. It’s just 12.) There might have been some pain involved in some of this.

Tier 2 was much the same! We smashed Al’Kabor. Miragul’s gave us a bit of trouble due to positioning, but fortunately we have someone in the guild who is a world-renowned artist and helped us through this trying time.

(Courtesy of Giles, self-proclaimed social whore.)

We then moved on to Cazic Thule. Congratulations, Jeffy. Think of that while you’re in Maui.

Terris Thule appeared and scolded us for killing her dad. Then she got butt-sucked through a portal, so I wonder if we might see her soon!

Morell’s Castle was our final destination before Sanctum. We smashed through it the first time and opted to 3-split it the second time around to maximize our keys. Rock throwin’ Rasputyn is a prominent feature in DPSing Sandman down.


Unfortunately, one of our splits goofed and deleted the cure wand for the Stifling Sands debuff during the second phase.

(Help, Nokkard!)

But we conquered it! We defeated all of the progression raids in about 3 days, and then went back and split a majority of them for the second cycle.

We have a policy here at the OGC that if Satoshi dies doing something dumb, we get a DKP bonus. Since there were several events we didn’t test, and this is Satoshi’s first time doing this as someone who nobody heals, I made something for him.

We entered Sanctum Somnium on Sunday night expecting it to give us some trouble. Welp. We completed the entire zone in 3 hours including loot, 2.5 hours between the first and last event lockouts. I knew that Sanctum Somnium was the kingdom of Dreams, but I didn’t even get sleepy.

That isn’t to say that some people didn’t have issues in Sanctum. Event 6 does have a duck emote.

However, Morell Thule put up very little challenge and we smoked him. Big thank you to everyone in the guild who pushed to 90 so quickly, played alts in other splits and kept the energy up to put this expansion to bed. It may have taken longer than Underfoot but the win was just as sweet. In the end, we’re all here to have fun and kill monsters and I think we did both of those things exceptionally well this expansion launch. We are always looking for more people to join the Family!

Other notable things that happened:

Congratulations to Shepherd Ryme, Savior of Bees on server first 90. Bards are broken, y’all.

Congratulations to Catashe for what I think is server first, but definitely guild first speckled bunny!

Congratulations to Melinie on the biggest DKP-dick-drop in the history of OGC.

Congratulations to Blackninja for doing what he does best: eating some ass.

Congratulations to Tacara for fucking up when the Grand Guild Hall goes in.

Congratulations to Satoshi for this somewhat sweet SS that you wanted me to put in this update!

Sleep-deprived funnies:


We’ll be around, messing up the House for the next 10 weeks before VoA.

Until next time.




May 132019

Uh, hi guys. Puma is off doing Puma things and we’ve been updateless for quite some time. Like Underfoot is a rich expansion, this is a rich update! We are currently t-minus 1.5 weeks until House of Thule launches, so we’d like to show you what we’ve been up to and invite everyone to come be a part of the Family! Be gentle, this is my first time.

WE ARE RECRUITING! If you can cast any type of heal spell, send Azzira, Talanaa, Dysomku or Froogle a tell in game or apply on the forums! All exceptional players or those with mean meme game are welcome to apply. House of Thule is waiting for you!



This is record time; a big shout out to Rasputyn, Satoshi, Froogle and Scornn for leading raids, yelling at people and doing a ridiculous amount of DKP input. We started off the expansion with split raiding (4 badger splits, ladies and gentlemen. That is a lot of badger boppin’) the lower tiers and smashing through the rest!

Brell was defeated with 30 flags! And no one, definitely not two specific people, fell asleep during this.

We entered Convorteum with 54 strong, not at all eye-blood shot or caffeine-riddled, spicy comment-making people to knock on The First Creation’s door/hand/rings/it’s all very sexual.

Our first real challenge came with event 3. Who knew EverQuest had jump puzzles! However, once the event finally activated for us it was thank u, next!


Our second real challenge came with Event 4. Can you believe this beautiful face didn’t want to stay out of the lava?

Isn’t he so cute? ISN’T HE?

Since then, we’ve kept a comfortable schedule of split raiding Convorteum and recently accomplished the achievement Grand Slam for the first time ever in era! Huge congratulations and thank you to our team here at the OGC for absolutely crushing this expansion. There might have been some rage logs and some loud noises, but our core raiders never faltered.

This was only conceivable through much science and the participation of everyone involved. Maybe a little too much science sometimes..


Who plays with EVERYTHING on though, seriously?

In addition to that, we’d like to extend a warm welcome to our new PST raiding crew! These members are originally from The Broken Wave and have come under the OGC banner for support and to continue their raiding. If you are PST and cannot make OGC raid times but are interested in being part of the Family and raiding PST, we encourage you to get in contact with Tajin/Farcore or Myphats in game for more information! They will continue raiding Convorteum throughout House of Thule.

Thanks for all your hard work, Phonon.

We are eating our wheaties and gearing up for House of Thule now, see you soon*!

P.S. we miss you Danae!



P.P.P.S. The Obligatory Screenshots with people saying things we** think are hilarious!


*Please wait 1 to 3 months for next update.

**Dima took these, hilarity is subjective. 

Jan 312019

Shockingly enough this post is late as fuck, but as is traditional fashion we here at the OGC destroyed seeds of destruction in a record breaking 5 days, leaving the next two months for us to collect loot, cry about loot, and bitch about underfoot!

 Just look at all these Free For All Raids! Free Loot! ESSENCES FOR ALL

Join Now!



Never a better time to become a part of the Family

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but…. Despite all of our monk math, a big concern we had was getting enough loot this expansion, “we” were all SO convinced that we would be leading into underfoot in our rags and bandages.

But alas, the loot was plentiful and the raids we’re easy as fuck!

All In all, Seeds was another great expansion, a new DKP Site (Thanks Moncs) Old Man Mackenzie, and numerous quest lines to keep us busy. It’s safe to say were all ready for the new challenges that await us in underfoot!

Nice Work Time Lords.






 Posted by at 19:07
Oct 192018

Here at the OGC we pride ourselves on our dedication and stamina. With well laid plans and flawless execut…. You know what, fuck it!


With a massive effort from Microsoft Paint, energy drinks, sleeping pills, and some Narcotics I’m sure…. Our member base, and officers a like pulled out all the stops. We lead off Secrets of Faydwer with a bang. Performing a mind numbing 4 split of tier 1 and tier 2 the second night.

With the majority*of us flagged, exhausted, and ready for tier 3. It was time to mass key the guild For MMM and kill us some Robots. As expected our planning and execution was flawless. All the way to the top.

One night of rest and it was time to kill Meldrath. With a total of 33 players in each raid we dominated the scene with a 2 Split in Meldrath Mansion. Meldrath can be a real bitch sometimes, but not a single cog in the raid was out of place.

[Wed Oct 17 17:46:49 2018] Gatorsteve ducks behind Breakneck the Broken.

[Wed Oct 17 17:46:04 2018] Gatorsteve has fallen to the ground.

[Wed Oct 17 17:47:26 2018] Gatorsteve ducks behind Breakneck the Broken.

[Wed Oct 17 17:47:36 2018] Gatorsteve has fallen to the ground.

[Wed Oct 17 17:48:03 2018] Gatorsteve ducks behind Autonomic Special Steam Support Unit.

[Wed Oct 17 17:48:013 2018] Gatorsteve has fallen to the ground.

[Wed Oct 17 17:50:06 2018] Gatorsteve ducks behind Meldrath the Malignant.

[Wed Oct 17 17:50:16 2018] Gatorsteve has fallen to the ground.



↑ Shit head in Question

↓ Shit head killed (Nothing Exciting here)

After 6 Big Bynn’s, 6 Spindlercranks, 4 Meldraths, a long winded suicide letter, and group flagging missions. It was time to head to Crystallos. Where we only Had 26 players. Pushing ourselves to the limit of what we thought possible, we somehow managed to down everything but Kerafyrm Himself, with only 22 flagged players…. what the hell were we thinking!

The final night was upon us and it was time to put the sleeper back to rest.

Scale shouts, ‘KERAFYRM DIES!’

Wrexyou shouts, ‘kerafyrm dies!

Kamahl shouts, ‘Kerafyrm dies!

Thedewd shouts, ‘kerafyrm dies!

Worgaan shouts, ‘Kerafrym DDIIIIIESSSS!

Rencor shouts, ‘Kerafyrm dies!

Vexation shouts, ‘Kerafyrm dies!

Girldailor shouts, ‘KERAFYRM DIES!

Forever shouts, ‘Kerafyrm Dies!

Gratefull shouts, ‘Kerafyrm Dies!

Gatorsteve shouts, ‘kerafyrm dies!

You tell general:1, ‘Kerafyrm Dies!

Great work OGC on the record breaking Secrets of Faydwer Expansion Clear!










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