Why Does Snoop Dog Carry An Umbrella? Fo’Drizzle…

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Jan 162026
 
Sumasi's Dry January Countdown

As we are tidying up some last-minute masks and quests, I wish I could say it’s raining ores from raids, unraveling focus of fortitudes/heroism from missions and names, verse hymms… but it’s been dry af! Where is the loot?! Not sure Sumasi is gonna last this whole dry month of January from her wine bottles.

Even Amiru said he’d make the call if things got really dry…

NO DIDDY!

And not only have the drops been super rare, the Krono inflation has gone through the roof, leaving a lot of us to resort to desperate measures.

Don’t do it Chinga! Well, I guess at least you have your bodyguards there…Tajin been pimpin her out… Speaking of pimpin out… Kanilu summoned some hoes to go straight to the corners of Freeport and Qeynos… gimme my cut of the Krono Kantiloo!

Froogle really fell off … went from stealing all the DPS to stealing all the hamburgers =/

Needless to say, we are ready for the T2 raids to be unlocked! Stay tuned for more shenanigans…

SoR Tier 1 Raids (Wax City, Wax Wax City B*tch)

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Jan 032026
 

This year we came in ultra prepared having done some Beta as a guild and as soon as 2PM CST hit … we were in like flint! Walked away proud killing both these events in record speed, even got some loot to boot! We are also actively recruiting right now. Come get you some OGC!

Shattering of Ro (Rut Ro Shaggy)

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Jan 012026
 

Beta is done and we are off to the races to finish Master of Shattering Ro ASAP! With the new expansion comes a throwback element and nod to the Rallo’s Earring … the new Evolving Mask of the Vortex! If your trade skills weren’t leveled up … they definitely are now. Generally, so far there has been positive feedback on the new zones, new NPC character designs and story plot. Negatives would be traversing from zone to zone but stop being a little bitch and deal with it. Most of the guild has all the achievements done already and we are prepared for January 3rd raids! Wait … where is our Beta Reward? Stay tuned!

/DeputySalute

The Outer (Ball Breaker) Brood

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Jan 012026
 

Dragons, Dragons and Dragons! Oh my!

Get ready for the 31st (holy shit) Everquest expansion.

This expansion was great in some aspects and challenging in others. With 6 beautiful new zones, 4 missions and new evolving cock rings… things were looking up! Until we got to the raids (more on that later). Those dirty rangers now could be Dark Elves and one super cool thing was the activated key ring (the clickies finally have a home versus overflowing your bags), additional spell slot, 2 more buff effect slots and a … “special” AA Aureates Bane.. to click if a named or boss casted the Curse of Subjugation spell on you. If I only took a shot for every time I heard “Bane if you got it”, I’d be completely smashed (and I was).

It’s been a while so go grab a beer and gather around while we go over some of the raids and highlights of the year. Daddy Chill!

A very noticeable change to this year for raiding was that the tanks had to be on their shit! Being able to maneuver and drag bosses into auras, facing them and adjusting them into place if failed could cuck us completely (think Hoodstock and HPY). Lots of DPS and healing checks per the usual but I will say kudos to our tanks … hell even Tajin learned how to shoot lasers from his swords to ensure we would win!

Overall raiding this expansion was more positive than negative. There were some cool DB implementations with Dock of the Bay closing the docks before a plane full of dragons showed up, or avoiding getting gunned down by cannons in Silence the Cannons. The Simon says raid in Theatre of Eternity was definitely a meh raid but most were fast paced events with some mezzing thrown in … was a nice change of pace versus dick in hand raids like Unkempt Woods last expansion. Even the lore about boarding a huge Dragon and eventually entering the heart of it in Chamber of Pussyiance was cool. Speaking of … competition of the biggest pussy …

Before you go off talking about animal rights … this was a sanctioned fight regulated by OGC and Milehiggh’s pet volunteered so back tf up!

In short we crushed ToB like the gangsters we are and here is the proof:

Missing Control Room and Hoodstock but trust me we took them out as well.

Also this year has been a bittersweet with some long time members taking breaks and long time members returning to help us tear it up in the new expansion Shattering of Ro! We are looking forward to this expansion and we have been raiding as a guild in Beta to be ultra prepared for when it drops.

I KNOW YOU JUST WANT TO SEE THESE:

Now we really know what was going on during Simon Says …

Rencor talking trash, how’d that go for him?

Rak always wanting a discount!

Milehiggh exhausted after a long day …

THICCA!

You’ll start seeing a lot more updates throughout the 2026 year! Happy New Years and Happy Hunting! /DeputySalute

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