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Jan 312019
 

Shockingly enough this post is late as fuck, but as is traditional fashion we here at the OGC destroyed seeds of destruction in a record breaking 5 days, leaving the next two months for us to collect loot, cry about loot, and bitch about underfoot!

 Just look at all these Free For All Raids! Free Loot! ESSENCES FOR ALL

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I MEAN LOOK AT THESE FLAPPY BOIS!

 

Never a better time to become a part of the Family

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BUT HEY, PIMPIN’ AIN’T EASY! 

but…. Despite all of our monk math, a big concern we had was getting enough loot this expansion, “we” were all SO convinced that we would be leading into underfoot in our rags and bandages.

But alas, the loot was plentiful and the raids we’re easy as fuck!

All In all, Seeds was another great expansion, a new DKP Site (Thanks Moncs) Old Man Mackenzie, and numerous quest lines to keep us busy. It’s safe to say were all ready for the new challenges that await us in underfoot!

Nice Work Time Lords.

 

OH, AND LET’S NOT FORGET HOW MUCH THE GODFATHER REALLY CARES ABOUT ALL OF US

 

THANKS, NOW SOME OF US CAN’T BUY STUFF IN CHAT….Fucking Cuck…..

-Puma

 Posted by at 19:07
Oct 192018
 

Here at the OGC we pride ourselves on our dedication and stamina. With well laid plans and flawless execut…. You know what, fuck it!

IT ALL STARTS WITH A PLAN!

With a massive effort from Microsoft Paint, energy drinks, sleeping pills, and some Narcotics I’m sure…. Our member base, and officers a like pulled out all the stops. We lead off Secrets of Faydwer with a bang. Performing a mind numbing 4 split of tier 1 and tier 2 the second night.

With the majority*of us flagged, exhausted, and ready for tier 3. It was time to mass key the guild For MMM and kill us some Robots. As expected our planning and execution was flawless. All the way to the top.

One night of rest and it was time to kill Meldrath. With a total of 33 players in each raid we dominated the scene with a 2 Split in Meldrath Mansion. Meldrath can be a real bitch sometimes, but not a single cog in the raid was out of place.

[Wed Oct 17 17:46:49 2018] Gatorsteve ducks behind Breakneck the Broken.

[Wed Oct 17 17:46:04 2018] Gatorsteve has fallen to the ground.

[Wed Oct 17 17:47:26 2018] Gatorsteve ducks behind Breakneck the Broken.

[Wed Oct 17 17:47:36 2018] Gatorsteve has fallen to the ground.

[Wed Oct 17 17:48:03 2018] Gatorsteve ducks behind Autonomic Special Steam Support Unit.

[Wed Oct 17 17:48:013 2018] Gatorsteve has fallen to the ground.

[Wed Oct 17 17:50:06 2018] Gatorsteve ducks behind Meldrath the Malignant.

[Wed Oct 17 17:50:16 2018] Gatorsteve has fallen to the ground.

ONTO THIS SHIT HEAD ↓

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↑ Shit head in Question

↓ Shit head killed (Nothing Exciting here)

After 6 Big Bynn’s, 6 Spindlercranks, 4 Meldraths, a long winded suicide letter, and group flagging missions. It was time to head to Crystallos. Where we only Had 26 players. Pushing ourselves to the limit of what we thought possible, we somehow managed to down everything but Kerafyrm Himself, with only 22 flagged players…. what the hell were we thinking!

The final night was upon us and it was time to put the sleeper back to rest.

Scale shouts, ‘KERAFYRM DIES!’

Wrexyou shouts, ‘kerafyrm dies!

Kamahl shouts, ‘Kerafyrm dies!

Thedewd shouts, ‘kerafyrm dies!

Worgaan shouts, ‘Kerafrym DDIIIIIESSSS!

Rencor shouts, ‘Kerafyrm dies!

Vexation shouts, ‘Kerafyrm dies!

Girldailor shouts, ‘KERAFYRM DIES!

Forever shouts, ‘Kerafyrm Dies!

Gratefull shouts, ‘Kerafyrm Dies!

Gatorsteve shouts, ‘kerafyrm dies!

You tell general:1, ‘Kerafyrm Dies!

Great work OGC on the record breaking Secrets of Faydwer Expansion Clear!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Posted by at 01:59